Transportation: Today, I got an alarm installed in my car, and was having problems...

By md. - 25/11/2009 04:08 - Canada

Today, I got an alarm installed in my car, and was having problems with it not going off when the car was hit. To demonstrate this to the installers, I bumped my car with my hip, which left a dent, and set the alarm off. FML

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By leo - 22/01/2023 12:30

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By kiran - 24/10/2009 04:19 - United States

Today, I went to the post office. As I entered the building, my car alarm went off. Thinking I'd accidentally pressed the alarm on my keys, I shut it off without looking. When I returned to my car, the passenger window was demolished and my purse with all my money was gone. FML

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betamaxjim92 0

Wednesday 25 November 2009 12:36

you dented your car with your hip? you have a concrete ass or somethin?

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Wednesday 25 November 2009 9:59

you must be wide bottomed.

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spy1729 8

Friday 4 May 2012 0:21

Epic fail and powned

BOOPEYDOOP 2

Thursday 29 March 2018 15:20

dude you got a flimsy ass car!

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