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By wowohwow - 23/06/2011 04:24 - United States

Today, I got all dressed up to go on a date with a guy. Upon getting to my house to pick me up, he told me he'd forgot to put on mascara, and asked if he could borrow some. FML

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Today, I went on a date with someone I really like. Halfway through dinner, I noticed my mascara was smudging, so I tried to discreetly wipe it off with my napkin. As I looked up, my date was staring at me with wide eyes. Apparently, I had smeared it all over my face and I looked like a raccoon. He didn’t even offer to help me fix it, just smirked. FML

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By bigmistake - 24/12/2011 03:22 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML

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By kam3221 - 01/05/2009 04:33 - United States

Today, I got in the shower, washed my hair and shaved because I wanted to look great for a big date. I got out, brushed and dried my hair and spent an hour putting it up in the perfect hairstyle. Running late, I quickly put on my new dress, looked down and realized i had only shaved one leg. FML

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By deewe - 13/05/2012 06:06 - United States - Ann Arbor

Today, I planned to go on a date with a man I met online. He came to my apartment to pick me up, and I told him I'd be right out as I grabbed my purse. When I got outside, he was gone. FML

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Not a good look

By Gloria - 13/03/2023 00:00

Today, date night with my boyfriend. I had my makeup done, fake lashes, etc. He was staring at me and I’m thought, "Oh, he loves how my eyes look" so I started flirting a lot, fluttering my lashes. We then took a pic and saw my lashes were falling, so I asked, ”Were they like that the whole night?” He replied, “Yeah, it looked weird.” FML

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Thursday 23 June 2011 11:58

Look at it at the bright side! you never have to bring make-up to his house! :)

Jrefinne 7

Thursday 23 June 2011 11:55

Aww, how brave of him.

Comments

MufMuf_fml 5

Thursday 23 June 2011 18:28

At least he didn't ask for lip gloss and guy-liner to go with it...

5t3ff1k4h 44

Thursday 23 June 2011 18:51

...Because he already had that on.

justanotherrando_fml 2

Thursday 23 June 2011 18:44

More like fagscara

StartLivingInThe 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 18:50

Maybe he decided he didn't want to date her and was looking for reasons to make her call it off?

iLoveBoobies21 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 19:13

your date's a ******, op. one bigass ******.

alone_unafraid 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 19:22

I'm sorry that you're dating (hopefully not any more) a complete metro. I recommend finding a man that's, well, a man. What a fag.

autumnxxbottom 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 19:30

awkward..... lol

alone_unafraid 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 19:36

wow, I'm sorry that you found him. I recommended you find a man that is, well, actually a man. What a ***.

taytoc 10

Thursday 23 June 2011 19:41

what's wrong with men trying to look nice? men have insecurities to and maybe he is trying to cover his with a little make-up. if girls do it why can't guys.