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By oopsie - 24/05/2009 14:50 - Canada

Today, I got a phone call from a number I didn't recognize. It was a man with a speech impediment, and I began imitating him. He was the manager of a store I applied at. He wanted to arrange an interview. FML

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leggomyeggo 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 23:14

why would you imitate him? that's pretty rude.. ydi.

Lauriebug 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 23:15

Definitely deserved that. It is never okay to be rude that way.

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chimmy 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 23:31

YDI. You and #25 are horrible people.

wowfmlife 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 23:31

.....

dancercuity922 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 23:31

wow ur such an ass

pearls 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 23:32

Did you expect sympathy from all of us, that's such a douche move. Why would you imitate someone with a speech impediment anyway? That's disgusting. I hope you didn't get the job, you should seriously be ashamed.

JohnFR33M4N 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 23:32

#25 you are an insensitive stick of shit or just an idiotic troll. if you're the latter i suggest trying outdated memes and obscure refrences next time.

mdh6173 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 23:34

Grow up and start realizing you will get no where in life acting like a jerk. Somewhere along the way you never developed a sense of humanity towards others. You should feel ashamed.

speedydrumstix 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 23:34

you're a ******* ASSHOLE :D

papertigers_fml 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 23:35

good. now they can hire someone who deserves the job.

merri_fml 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 23:35

That was very rude. That man can't control the fact that he has a speech impediment, and I'm sure he's self conscious enough about it as it is. Whenever I get a call from a number I'm not familiar with and I've been applying places, I make sure I'm EXTRA polite. Seriously...WHO does that?