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By Anonymous - 08/05/2012 02:52 - United States

Today, I got a parking ticket while I was in the car. I didn't even notice it happen. Ninja cops do exist. FML

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Today, I was looking for a parking spot and finally found one. Trying to figure out if the spot was legal, I asked a cop that had pulled up. He said it was fine. I came back 3 hours later to a parking ticket. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2010 14:13 - United States

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By journeytotheend - 14/07/2012 06:55 - Canada - Surrey

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Today, while driving home, I saw a cop with a speed gun "hidden" by the side of the road. I went to slow down so the fuck-knob wouldn't be able to ticket me. I then had a brain-fart and floored the gas instead of hitting the brakes. Hello speeding ticket. FML

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Tuesday 8 May 2012 9:04

I'm surprised the cop didn't say anything to you.

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Tuesday 8 May 2012 9:03

better pay that ticket before Garfield and sherry come around

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Tuesday 31 May 2016 16:38

Tho police send it the ninja cops when the city is low on money.

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