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By steakysteak - 12/03/2010 15:06 - United States

Today, I got a package in the mail from my girlfriend. I was really excited until I realized that it was just a box full things that I gave to her. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2009 04:52 - United States

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By moikristine - 21/05/2013 10:24 - Norway - Fagerstrand

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Today, I realized out how sad my love life is when I got excited that the number a girl gave me turned out to really be hers. FML

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By Nickolas Neffster - 05/10/2011 00:14 - United States

Today, I bought my girlfriend a very expensive necklace. I gave it to her thinking she'd be extremely happy. Instead she was mad at me because my gift for our anniversary was better than hers. FML

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Friday 12 March 2010 20:03

aaaw :C

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Friday 12 March 2010 20:05

Aw : ( That's depressing

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It must really suck but hopefully you will find someone better.

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