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By George - 15/01/2013 20:53 - United States - Vancouver

Today, I got a new girlfriend. Unfortunately, the last girl I asked out just responded to my relationship request on Facebook. It's been 4 hours, and my new girlfriend already thinks I'm cheating on her. FML

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Tuesday 15 January 2013 23:45

Did you ask these girls out over Facebook...

kAPISH 29

Tuesday 15 January 2013 23:46

Wait... did you ask her out by a relationship status on FACEBOOK?! What has the world come to...

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littlemonster94 15

Wednesday 16 January 2013 4:58

If I was her I'd be more pissed about being asked out over FACEBOOK. Sheesh.

Iniezian 18

Wednesday 16 January 2013 5:01

You asked someone out via a Facebook friend request? I alternate between hope and despair when it comes to my generation, but this makes me want to go cry in a corner.