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By Noname - 24/01/2009 19:14 - United States

Today, I got a letter from the Navy saying that they accepted my application to join the Navy. I never applied. FML

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Tuesday 16 May 2017 8:00

Reminds me of my ex. I got so upset when he was late for our dates he promised he would be on time again. Come a time after we broke uo geeting up and getting our stuff back, he goes back to his old ways and makes up the crappie excuses, third time I finally got my shit back.

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Livelife121 30

Tuesday 16 May 2017 8:00

Reminds me of my ex. I got so upset when he was late for our dates he promised he would be on time again. Come a time after we broke uo geeting up and getting our stuff back, he goes back to his old ways and makes up the crappie excuses, third time I finally got my shit back.

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Tuesday 16 May 2017 8:01

Oh shoot, I just realized I commented on the wrong FML and can't delete it while on thenapp:(

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