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By Lepisma - 10/05/2016 09:24 - United States - Saint Albans

Today, I got a fresh coconut for the first time in years. Excited, I cracked it as soon as I got home from the store. It smelled a little different than I expected, but since it had been so long I chalked it up to a gap in memory until I took a taste. I got a mouthful of fungus. FML.
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givethisguyahug 7

Your life must be pretty great if you get excited over a fresh coconut. It's a shame this one didn't live up to the expectation. But don't give up, keep searching for that perfect coconut. Keep up the good fight

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givethisguyahug 7

Your life must be pretty great if you get excited over a fresh coconut. It's a shame this one didn't live up to the expectation. But don't give up, keep searching for that perfect coconut. Keep up the good fight

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Lepisma 38

Lol. Coconuts are one of my favorites but I don't ever get fresh ones, so it was supposed to be a treat for myself. Alas, it was not to be.

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