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By unknown - 15/09/2011 00:21 - United States

Today, I got a call from my daughter's school saying that she had beat someone up. She's 4. FML

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BriBeHyper 2

Thursday 15 September 2011 9:05

What a badass.

RA661 8

Thursday 15 September 2011 9:05

Sign 'er up for boxing!

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m3lz3rs 5

Thursday 15 September 2011 13:16

tough cookie you got there lol

Mitch_Connor 11

Thursday 15 September 2011 14:01

Blood Sport Tots edition

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Thursday 15 September 2011 14:09

boss

jaredofmo 22

Thursday 15 September 2011 14:15

And how was the other one?

nativepimp 1

Thursday 15 September 2011 14:23

Shes a beast!

CiaranPM 0

Thursday 15 September 2011 14:25

Good girl. Sounds like she'll be a bitch when she grows up.

beastman2815 5

Thursday 15 September 2011 14:42

Thays cool who was it

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Thursday 15 September 2011 14:43

Ur daughter is a ******* BADASS!!!!!!!

OfficeNinja 5

Thursday 15 September 2011 14:43

don't have to worry about the class bully stealing her lunch money! she is the class bully. have her break you off for 50% of the take, and after the school year use the fun money in Vegas.

deviable 9

Thursday 15 September 2011 14:48

Lol! I did that once, to guys a grade older than me, with a stick. My dad was so proud.

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