Today, I gave my son $200 to buy presents for the whole family,...

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2017 06:30 - United States - Evansville

Today, I gave my son $200 to buy presents for the whole family, he got my brother, mom, and dad really nice things, me a $4 box of candy and the rest was spent on games for himself. He has more money in his bank account than I do. FML.

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UselessWeeaboo1 21

Monday 8 January 2018 3:52

Why would you put your son in charge of buying the whole family’s presents? That alone is a recipe for disaster.

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UselessWeeaboo1 21

Monday 8 January 2018 3:52

Why would you put your son in charge of buying the whole family’s presents? That alone is a recipe for disaster.

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