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By got shitfaced - 14/05/2016 05:07 - United States

Today I fucked up. My allergies were acting up while I was picking up dog shit out of the back yard. I sneezed violently and instinctively tried to cover myself. I ended up slapping myself in the face with the plastic glove that I was using to pick up the dog shit.FML
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Well you should never sneeze into your hands OP. Elbows!

Why don't you just use a shovel to pick it up? You also wouldn't need to continually bend over

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When I get allergies my eyes become really itchy... Hey, at least you didn't start scratching your eyes.

When I get allergies my eyes become really itchy... Hey, at least you didn't start scratching your eyes.

Sorry for the double comment not sure how to delete it

Well you should never sneeze into your hands OP. Elbows!

Why don't you just use a shovel to pick it up? You also wouldn't need to continually bend over