Miscellaneous: Today, I found what I assumed was my laptop, though my mother...

By daddysboy123 - 06/08/2009 15:40 - United States

Today, I found what I assumed was my laptop, though my mother has the same one. As I opened it, I was greeted by a video of my father waving. He wasn't using his hands. FML

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By AppState - 01/03/2009 00:33 - United States

Today, my dad had gotten a new cell phone. So I started to mess around with the cool features on his phone and stumbled upon some pictures he had taken. Next thing I know I'm looking at my mom going down on my dad. FML

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Thursday 6 August 2009 23:02

WOW, THAT IS DISTURBING.

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Batman0201 0

Monday 12 March 2012 22:55

That's funny

bennyboyh 1

Tuesday 20 March 2012 21:13

Oh he was using his feet! That's nice;)

writergirl23 19

Sunday 25 March 2012 1:34

Put a sticker on your laptop top. Something distinguishing.

SkoomaKi 27

Sunday 13 May 2012 17:37

Well you're going to be stuck with that image for a long time. Best try to ignore it...

angeljade1234 22

Tuesday 9 July 2013 1:57

Was he using his feet??

Scheffy213 17

Monday 9 March 2015 3:47

That's why you should always check of its yours first

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