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By fantasyworld - 14/05/2016 05:02 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I found that McDonalds won't even hire me, FML

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xxcutekatxx2 13

Sunday 15 May 2016 5:04

I work at McDonald's but have been rejected from two other stores, purely due to my age :/

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xxcutekatxx2 13

Sunday 15 May 2016 5:04

I work at McDonald's but have been rejected from two other stores, purely due to my age :/

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