Animals: Today, I found out why you shouldn't drop instant mashed potatoes... - FML

By Anonymous - 22/02/2012 16:47 - United States

Today, I found out why you shouldn't drop instant mashed potatoes in a fish tank, especially when you have expensive fish. FML

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Today, I came home to my boyfriend emptying his bowels into my aquarium. FML

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Today, my pet fish died because my drunk father microwaved it. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/01/2017 20:00

Today, I found out my friends replaced the water in my bottle with vodka when all my fish died. Any water I don't finish the night before, I pour into my tank the next morning. Thousands of dollars and years hard work, gone. FML

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punchline_fml 5

Wednesday 22 February 2012 18:50

Not exactly how you make fish and chips

loller27 6

Wednesday 22 February 2012 18:50

how about fish food

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charlieskiki 0

Wednesday 22 February 2012 22:30

Are you retarded?

causticgirl 6

Wednesday 22 February 2012 22:38

You found out?? What? You had to run an experiment to prove this hypothesis? IDIOT

KatieKupcake4195 9

Wednesday 22 February 2012 23:13

How does that happen?

CardinalStrong10 1

Wednesday 22 February 2012 23:21

Why would you do that ?

newburton13 26

Wednesday 22 February 2012 23:29

How does that happen?

NillaForRilla 7

Wednesday 22 February 2012 23:41

I don't understand what would motivate this...

insaneman 4

Wednesday 22 February 2012 23:41

The potatoes soaked up the water, and suffocated the fish. taters crushed them. Oh the humanity!

diesel1226 0

Thursday 23 February 2012 0:09

Instead of bangers an mash its swimmers an mash now?

llamafish 25

Thursday 23 February 2012 0:14

How does one even accomplish this??

Dreamcatcher619 6

Thursday 23 February 2012 0:30

im gonna guess there insides blew up? happens with other foods to. be smarter op, hopefully u have a good reason for dropping instant mashed potatoes in a fish tank.... :P

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