Animals: Today, I found out where my sister's pet lizard escaped to. I...

By Alex Andreas - 02/07/2015 03:10 - United States - Edmond

Today, I found out where my sister's pet lizard escaped to. I also found out that the little shit likes to hide in dark, cold places. I discovered this when I heard the bastard squeal as I started the lawnmower. FML

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Silk_Routes 14

Thursday 2 July 2015 18:04

RIP your sisters pet Lizard..

I_Am_The_Cold 19

Thursday 2 July 2015 18:52

Rest in pieces.

Calfml2 8

Thursday 2 July 2015 19:25

what lizard? I haven't seen no lizzard

Adam1260 15

Thursday 2 July 2015 19:35

Oh no, I hope the lawnmower is okay.

gunz818 6

Thursday 2 July 2015 19:35

Lizards dont like cold...

TallMist 32

Thursday 2 July 2015 19:38

Why so disrespectful towards the lizard? What did it ever do to you?

cassbird09 12

Thursday 2 July 2015 19:54

This makes me so sad :(

Warnerro 18

Thursday 2 July 2015 20:01

put the lizards head on a Pike if u can.

disbatch 14

Thursday 2 July 2015 20:02

Sucks to be her.

CaptainRR 20

Thursday 2 July 2015 21:09

Does it move? No? Is it supposed to move? Yes? Try WD-40.

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