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Is this a euphemism for something sexual here? Are we saying your partner couldn't get it up? I have a vague recollection of a friend of mine saying that in the past about an experience she had with her new boyfriend. If it is...... Very subtle OP.
being slapped by lettuce has always been one of my fantasies ;)
Crisp and refreshingly wholesome
Is lettuce supposed to be a slang word for something else or did you really just get slapped with a piece of lettuce? Getting slapped by lettuce really doesn't seem that bad.
What did it feel like?
What does this even mean?
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It's a shame OP didn't lettuce know how it actually feels.
Well at least the person doing the slapping was thinking healthy. ;)