Work: Today, I found out the people I babysit for have a nanny cam....

By Laura - 08/10/2011 04:49 - United States

Today, I found out the people I babysit for have a nanny cam. Problem is, when I'm there, I act out scenarios in which I have the sweetest boyfriend. I also say his parts out loud in a man's voice. FML

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Saturday 8 October 2011 12:43

please tell me you act everything out, too. "oh edwardcakes, your skin is cold like something that was in the fridge." "my dearest laura, you are the prettiest babysitter ever. you are like a babysitter to my heart. let us touch lips." "oh yes, let's do that." /air makeouts /air groping /air humping /airgasm

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sharond23 10

Saturday 30 December 2017 3:20

you know that's creepy...right?

T1A2Z3 34

Monday 18 June 2018 15:19

Are these nanny cams legal if you aren't made aware? People who think they're in private might change a T-shirt or something along those lines. It sounds illegal to me.