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By "Bryson McGuire" - 27/04/2017 05:40

Today I found out that while my girlfriend was out of town for her brothers funeral she cheated on me. The only reason I didn't go with her is because I lost my car in a wreck a week prior. This same week my Grandfater passed away. oh and the person she cheated on me with was my best friend. FML

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CrazyManNo9 29

Sunday 30 April 2017 3:56

Assholes are born every day. Don't be one. Don't be with one. Luck, man!

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CrazyManNo9 29

Sunday 30 April 2017 3:56

Assholes are born every day. Don't be one. Don't be with one. Luck, man!

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