Miscellaneous: Today, I found out that my neighbors' 9 year old son has been...

By IhateThem - 14/05/2011 05:07 - United States

Today, I found out that my neighbors' 9 year old son has been the one taking a shit on my doorstep everyday. Why? Because Cartman from South Park said that if you keep doing it, the person in the house will move. FML

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Saturday 14 May 2011 11:54

wow. Someone should beat some sense into that kid.

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Comments

nellie36 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 20:15

Kyle: is that why there's shut on my doorstep every morning cartman

nellie36 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 20:18

*shit

AirForce48 2

Saturday 14 May 2011 20:39

I love that episode

Nicadeemis 4

Saturday 14 May 2011 21:07

WTF that kids wierd

kingatowning 2

Saturday 14 May 2011 21:39

time to take out the automatic airsoft gun

grahamfriend 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 21:41

I've seen that one!

bleepbloopthis 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 23:09

while he's taking a shit on your doorstep you should wait for him and open the door and grab his head and shove him in his own shit.

tenniscrazy2 6

Saturday 14 May 2011 23:57

Hahahaha, I swear to god, this is the funniest FML that I've ever read. Congratulations OP for making me literally laugh at loud for a full minute :-D