Love: Today, I found out that my "girlfriend" is only with me for free...

By Anonymous - 19/05/2016 13:48 - United States - Schnecksville

Today, I found out that my "girlfriend" is only with me for free transportation. She even has my contact saved as the car emoji. FML

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By used - 02/11/2020 20:08 - Japan - Kobe

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mich_fml 7

Friday 20 May 2016 2:26

That sucks OP , start charging gas money ??

L337Vic 7

Friday 20 May 2016 2:36

You definitely mean "Ex GF" right?

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Halfass 8

Friday 20 May 2016 5:33

That's uber sad :(

k_cummins 21

Friday 20 May 2016 5:46

I hope some of these comments can help lyft his spirits

Miss_Whipped 43

Friday 20 May 2016 8:12

I feel like such a dork for this, but I taxi what you did there.

dlToTlb 10

Friday 20 May 2016 6:08

she get what she wants..but did u got what u want? if so, it's a win win

Krazyloko187 4

Friday 20 May 2016 7:08

Too many negative votes, comment buried

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Krazyloko187 4

Friday 20 May 2016 7:12

Too many negative votes, comment buried

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Krazyloko187 4

Friday 20 May 2016 7:18

Too many negative votes, comment buried

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vampire9545 5

Friday 20 May 2016 7:34

what you going to do next?

alex_jaguara 33

Friday 20 May 2016 9:58

Gas,grass or ass, nobody rides for free.

WatDaHail 13

Friday 20 May 2016 11:45

Car head?

arano 29

Friday 20 May 2016 13:20

I mean if you two are having sex I would say it's a fair trade.

sparkledoge 29

Friday 20 May 2016 18:41

You shouldn't even trust someone who saves contacts as emoji.

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