Work: Today, I found out that my boss of 2 years not only doesn't know...

By hmdge1 - 10/06/2015 03:21 - United Kingdom - Doncaster

Today, I found out that my boss of 2 years not only doesn't know my name, but calls me "Jew hair" behind my back because of my natural ringlets. This man determines all of my career progression. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2010 00:22 - United States

Today, I went to my first day of work in over 2 years. As I approached the boss, he asked me what my name was. Turned out they hired the wrong person. FML

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Wednesday 10 June 2015 15:44

Quit. Why stay with a boss/company if they can't even remember your name and on top of calling you some sort of racial slur.

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Wednesday 10 June 2015 15:44

call him by the wrong name then

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pinque 19

Friday 12 June 2015 4:33

That's disrespectful

kalbrek009 20

Saturday 13 June 2015 17:28

Decide his future by going above his head to the top & tell them you don't appreciate being talked about in a racist manner.

DoDaJulio 13

Sunday 14 June 2015 4:29

Why is this at -3? It is really a good note on the terrible people on this earth.

vandahalas_fml 11

Monday 15 June 2015 13:07

this actually made me laugh

nazipunksfuckoff 9

Sunday 21 June 2015 0:59

Do you by any chance work at Dundee mifflin Scranton?

criley221 19

Monday 20 July 2015 23:43

Report that racist a-hole!

DrEnia1at0r 20

Saturday 30 July 2016 18:18

Shit on his desk. He'll never forget your name.

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