Work: Today, I found out that I don't have to work tomorrow. Normally...

By imahater07 - 28/01/2016 07:02 - United States - Fairfield

Today, I found out that I don't have to work tomorrow. Normally I would be thrilled to hear this, but not from the 6 o'clock news, doing a piece on my work's rat infestation and indefinite shut down. FML

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Do you work in extermination?

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Sorry to hear OP. Hope things work out.

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