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By Cakeknight - 26/04/2016 16:56 - United States - Houston

Today, i found out my sister started her period. How did i find out? By walking into the bathroom to brush my teeth only to find blood on the toilet seat and a soaked pad in the trash. FML.

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Wednesday 27 April 2016 4:16

Ugh..hopefully she has a responsible female adult to teach her about proper disposal and such things.

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