Health: Today, I found out my roommate spits the mouthwash back into...

By Anonymous - 20/03/2012 15:37 - United States - Raleigh

Today, I found out my roommate spits the mouthwash back into the bottle after he gargles. FML

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By jagerbombs - 30/12/2009 19:08 - United States

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By cantstopfeelingit - 16/12/2019 05:00

Today, my roommate moved out. When I went into his room, I found a few things he forgot. Specifically, his beer bottle filled with nail clippings. I emptied it onto my hand before I realized what it was. FML

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By shittysituation - 05/01/2015 06:27 - United States - Milpitas

Today, I came back from break to find that my roommate had been shitting in the bathtub for the entire 2 weeks I had been gone. FML

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DocBastard 38

Tuesday 20 March 2012 18:51

As long as it isn't a communal bottle of mouthwash, you're probably fine. If it is, WHY THE **** ARE YOU SHARING MOUTHWASH?

Zmeilerr 22

Tuesday 20 March 2012 18:50

I wonder what else he spits.

Comments

KiddNYC1O 20

Wednesday 21 March 2012 1:36

How obscene...

picturescrazy 24

Wednesday 21 March 2012 1:47

You share a bottle? Gross, just buy your own!

fsimmo 0

Wednesday 21 March 2012 2:04

Recycle recycle recycle lmao

ashra_Raivyn 2

Wednesday 21 March 2012 2:20

I would spit in his mouth while he was sleeping

JTorres8 6

Wednesday 21 March 2012 2:20

Pee in it.

vbmg152 18

Wednesday 21 March 2012 2:26

Sharing mouthwash is gross, anyway!! Eeeewww!!!

iluvkicks23 4

Wednesday 21 March 2012 2:44

That is nasty bro

PInK_ExCiTeD 7

Wednesday 21 March 2012 2:49

Time to get another roommate lol

gleakforever 0

Wednesday 21 March 2012 2:52

Uhmm that's a little interesting :O

livinginabook 24

Wednesday 21 March 2012 2:54

Ummm... Why are you two sharing a mouthwash?

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