Miscellaneous: Today, I found out my meth head of an uncle is moving in. I was...

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By slothstronaught - 19/06/2016 04:23 - United States - Schofield

Today, I found out my meth head of an uncle is moving in. I was warned to not keep any money in the house. I moved back home because of my old meth head of a roommate and similar problems, FML.

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TheTacoMan 24

Sunday 19 June 2016 21:25

Well, maybe it's just further influence to move out again with the right people.

oreowaffie 20

Sunday 19 June 2016 22:09

Tell him to move somewhere else or move again.

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TheTacoMan 24

Sunday 19 June 2016 21:25

Well, maybe it's just further influence to move out again with the right people.

oreowaffie 20

Sunday 19 June 2016 22:09

Tell him to move somewhere else or move again.

NYGiants1925 22

Thursday 23 June 2016 19:04

I think you need to move far away.

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