Kids: Today, I found out my kids only remember my birthday because... - FML

By Sean - 07/09/2013 08:22 - United States - Pleasanton

Today, I found out my kids only remember my birthday because it's the password on the iPad. FML

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Deception

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Today, I found out that my parents have been lying about my birthday. Now it makes sense how they "lost the birth certificate" or how many photos of me as a baby are dated before I was actually supposed to be born, because "the camera must've glitched, we must've confused the date we wrote in the back of that card." FML

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Never forget

By expassword - this FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I asked my wife for her computer password because my computer crashed. After minutes of begging her, she finally told me. Turns out that her password happens to be her ex's name. FML

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Beepbeep7 14

Saturday 7 September 2013 16:08

At least they remember.

Welshite 39

Saturday 7 September 2013 16:10

Change your password daily to the current date. You'll get endless cake and presents. Mmm...cake.

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dravvy 7

Thursday 12 September 2013 10:03

Least they found a way to remember. Heck I unfortunately forgot mine and my girlfriend's anniversary but Facebook reminded me a day before and I saved my ass! Technology is beautiful!

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