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By prostitutes boyfriend - 21/10/2011 14:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my girlfriend doesn't go to work, she's actually been seeing another guy purely for sex, and each time he gives her money to "support her unemployment." Pretty sure that means I'm dating a prostitute. FML

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Friday 21 October 2011 18:37

Go get tested before your dick falls off man!

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At least you know you don't have to support her unemployment .

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upsidedownfrownn 5

Friday 20 January 2012 4:39

Pretty sure your right haha

interesting33 36

Sunday 8 July 2012 23:17

check for STDs <:/ that sucks, I hope it works out okay

JBM3292 19

Sunday 15 September 2013 11:15

Lmfao; that sounds like my cousin, no lie.

hinatasama 2

Tuesday 18 November 2014 3:13

sharing is caring especially if it gets you money c; lol just kidding man... that sucks.

fantasyworld 37

Wednesday 28 October 2015 3:11

Get tested.

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