Animals: Today, I found out my cat is allergic to ME. No kidding. FML

By blehhx - 09/04/2011 05:32 - United States

Today, I found out my cat is allergic to ME. No kidding. FML

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In capitalist America, cat allergic to YOU!

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if it poops indoors just cuddle with it for a punishment.

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This is possible, but rare. I've read about it

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