Animals: Today, I found out my boyfriend stacks things on me while I sleep....

By Anonymous - 06/08/2009 11:11 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend stacks things on me while I sleep. Apparently his record is 4 pillows, a textbook, and the cat. FML

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PityFool 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 20:02

I'm impressed! I've not gotten that far yet.

LordJilly 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 20:03

Your boyfriend sounds awesome!

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kelsswan 0

Wednesday 13 June 2012 3:33

He should try cups of water and plates of food, that's what my friend and I used to do to our other friend when he fell asleep

Lipbalm80 3

Wednesday 11 July 2012 0:34

That freaking hilarious!Your boyfriend is a keeper

mowmowlife 21

Monday 16 July 2012 0:26

You must sleep pretty hard. Ever wondered what else he could be getting away with?

dinosaurninjaXD 3

Sunday 5 August 2012 7:39

Thats not really an fml story. It's not that bad

juicydeerclit 0

Friday 25 January 2013 8:58

Thats just plain awesome.

nekofrau 7

Saturday 24 August 2013 23:22

He's awesome

esserskat 12

Saturday 2 November 2013 10:37

LAUGHING my as off!!!!!:)

pete9913 23

Sunday 16 February 2014 22:32

I couldn't vote on this because she doesn't deserve it but I don't see why she says FML either. This is just hilarious.

cwl727 32

Wednesday 26 March 2014 20:46

You have an awesome boyfriend.

ElSal 6

Friday 11 July 2014 10:30

Impressive

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