Animals: Today, I found out my boyfriend stacks things on me while I sleep....

By Anonymous - 06/08/2009 11:11 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend stacks things on me while I sleep. Apparently his record is 4 pillows, a textbook, and the cat. FML

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PityFool 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 20:02

I'm impressed! I've not gotten that far yet.

LordJilly 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 20:03

Your boyfriend sounds awesome!

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toosoonbreh 0

Friday 7 August 2009 4:13

That's so awesome. Hahahaha. I wanna go try that now... :)

chtaimetoupie 0

Friday 7 August 2009 4:16

LMFAO

kc2_fml 0

Friday 7 August 2009 4:46

i think I'll try this

Chandra_Chaos 0

Friday 7 August 2009 4:46

uhhh, this is totally NOT FML worthyy.

letitbe56 0

Friday 7 August 2009 4:50

Why not? This one actually made me laugh. None of the other, possibly "more worthy" ones do. It's funny!

speakout26 0

Friday 7 August 2009 4:54

That's not FML... That's LMAO!

bb1_00 0

Friday 7 August 2009 4:55

this is one of my fab fml ur bf is so funny

totallyforgetful 0

Friday 7 August 2009 5:02

Am I supposed to feel sorry for you?!? That isn't bad at all!

lolatflyingducks 0

Friday 7 August 2009 5:06

I think this is funny as hell. Maybe you should stack things on him while he is sleeping? Create a new top record!

Escapist28 0

Friday 7 August 2009 5:18

I did this to my friend at a sleepover several years ago. It's surprisingly entertaining. This isn't at all an FML, but I'm glad it's here.

whiskeyloverrrr 0

Friday 7 August 2009 5:21

i actually laughed. this is ******* awesome!

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