knolan - 20/07/2011 04:40 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend has checked every girl he has ever slept with for 'vagina teeth'. I'm apparently no exception. FML
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Oh please, as if. Vaginal "teeth" is an urban legend originated during the Burning times of witch persecution. Mostly started as a cautionary measure so that accused women could not trade sex with their jailers for being allowed to escape. Like most "facts" or proof of witches it is completely fabricated. Aside from that particular origin and use of the myth this vaginal teeth motif is in myths and stories and even jokes all over the world, showing up as a symbol of aggression in women, or of weapons that they can use to rape and kill men. In many of the stories, apparently the women marry the men who detoothed their vaginas and made them safe.

he should probably watch the movie teeth it's about ****** teeth so it will tell him it's fake so rent it

iLoveBoobies21 0

For all who don't know what ****** teeth are, just watch the movie 'teeth'. You'll be scarred for life.

I wish I would have done that...sadly, now there's no need

Ricky0826 0

I know. I'm going to look like a gigantic idiot, but what are ****** teeth?