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By neverhavingkids - 21/01/2011 02:24 - United States

Today, I found out how hard a lemon is to the nuts when being hurled by an angry girlfriend for losing at Wii Sports. FML

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By BlazefireSaber - 07/07/2015 03:59 - United States - Norfolk

Today, I'm sitting in the ER with a broken finger, all because I beat my little brother in a Wii game. He ran over and twisted my finger, saying, "Now how are you going to beat me, cunt?" FML

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Friday 21 January 2011 13:56

If you let her have a Wiimote instead of making her play with a lemon, maybe she'd have a chance to win.

DropDead77 11

Friday 21 January 2011 9:26

she elemonated you!

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Garytt 0

Friday 21 January 2011 9:23

Ydi 100% for having a wii

DropDead77 11

Friday 21 January 2011 9:26

she elemonated you!

docscientist 9

Friday 21 January 2011 12:39

hah!

HSOMGF 5

Friday 21 January 2011 9:31

You need a new girlfriend, preferably one with maturity.

morganavery33 5

Friday 21 January 2011 9:52

lmao. so funny.

I_R_Genius 3

Friday 21 January 2011 9:55

Lol theres an app for that. Or Doc can help you out, just talk to him.

mightymart 5

Friday 21 January 2011 10:20

who the **** throws lemons at people

smexykero 0

Friday 21 January 2011 10:35

life

gabrielleangeliq 0

Friday 21 January 2011 11:19

Touché.

dezinspaaace 0

Friday 21 January 2011 11:20

exactly what i was thinking.

alluneedisluv 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 3:43

right? why was there even a free floating lemon??

ctran 0

Friday 21 January 2011 10:37

damn. run away

mamamiaaa_fml 12

Friday 21 January 2011 11:21

when life gives you lemons ___________.

mamamiaaa_fml 12

Friday 21 January 2011 11:30

you cut that bitch and run.

jessicaxx1 0

Friday 21 January 2011 12:12

Hehe. (: I would piss my pants right there! Haha!

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