Geek: Today, I found my iPhone. Too bad it was when I was getting my...

By Kris - 06/12/2010 20:31 - United States

Today, I found my iPhone. Too bad it was when I was getting my clothes out of the washer. FML

agreeclassic 14 163

vote type 1 29 196

End-of-year festivities: New Year's Eve fun and frolics
End the year on a high note with anecdotes where every New Year's Eve firecracker is synonymous with laughter! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Similar FMLs

By FreeToFly3733 - 19/08/2010 11:25 - Canada

Today, I finally found my cellphone when I heard WHACKWHACKWHACK inside the washing machine. FML

agreeclassic 17 065

vote type 1 29 348

By Cellphonetroubles - 19/11/2009 07:36 - Canada

Today, I was laughing at a story of a girl who had dropped her cellphone in a hottub and ruined it. As I was feeling pretty good about myself, I then realized that my cellphone was in the pocket of a sweater that I had just thrown in the washer 20 minutes prior. FML

agreeclassic 7 677

vote type 1 48 090

By payne - 04/01/2010 21:07 - United States

Today, I found my daughter's brand new ipod touch. At the bottom of the washing machine. FML

agreeclassic 32 730

vote type 1 6 225

By Anonymous - 16/10/2010 09:57 - United States

Today, I started some laundry late at night. Once my clothes were in the washer for about a half hour, I got bored and I decided I would listen to my iPod. After looking for it for another 15 minutes, I remembered where I'd left it; in my jacket... which is now nice and clean. FML

agreeclassic 13 588

vote type 1 27 370

By enjoy - 13/10/2008 08:30

Today, I lost my cell phone. But found it again! And then dropped it in the toilet. FML

agreeclassic 48 369

vote type 1 23 109

By Reno - 15/04/2013 16:25 - United States - Reno

Today, while trying to find my phone in the depths of the sheets on my bed, I gave my comforter a huge shake. A second later, I heard a crash. My phone had miraculously flown straight into the glass of water on my nightstand. Found it. FML

agreeclassic 43 693

vote type 1 8 980

By cs - 13/02/2011 02:21 - United States

Today, the snowblower found my lost phone. FML

agreeclassic 28 806

vote type 1 4 982

ETA? No idea!

By Anonymous - 31/03/2023 02:00

Today, I was running late for an important meeting and couldn't find my car keys. After searching around for way too long, I finally realised where they were - in the pocket of the pants I'd worn the day before, which were now spinning around in the now-unstoppable, two-hour washing machine cycle. FML

agreeclassic 660

vote type 1 416

Thanks!

By blegh - 01/04/2011 02:42 - United States

Today, I fell going down the stairs to the subway platform during rush hour. Someone was kind enough to help me up and someone else was kind enough to steal my iPhone which had fallen out of my pocket and landed nearby. FML

agreeclassic 37 308

vote type 1 3 856

Losing my mind

By Anonymous - 15/02/2025 06:00 - United States

Today, I checked my jacket pocket for my smartphone, all while still holding my smartphone. FML

agreeclassic 124

vote type 1 385

redbluegreen 40

Monday 6 December 2010 23:17

There's an app for that.

starile 19

Monday 6 December 2010 23:06

Well your iPhone is all nice and clean now, right? ... Right??

Comments

jjluv456 11

Monday 18 July 2011 21:14

leave it in dry rice for a week worked for me

youtubetre_fml 14

Thursday 27 October 2011 22:39

You just killed Steve Jobs :O

SkoomaKi 27

Monday 4 June 2012 19:28

Tell me how you didn't deserve this...?

StEpHiE1226 12

Monday 31 December 2012 14:54

What an expensive coaster you have there op!

xgardian 15

Friday 26 April 2013 10:56

To the rice!

kristena103 14

Wednesday 18 December 2013 21:36

What are you using to write this??!

VDM sur Facebook

Keywords

Miscellaneous My ex Stalker Coworkers Love Internet Relatable AITA Pokémon Awkward Work Parenting Kids Annoying Shopping Underwear Jealousy Parents Thief Sex Intimacy Suspicious Family NSFW Birthday Gifts I need your advice Accident Abuse Moving home

Top

Today, I accidentally dropped a sculpture at college, and it broke. Some weirdo wearing a pink cape and a fake moustache bitched me out and told me not to be such an attention-seeking drama queen. FML

agreeclassic 29 044

vote type 1 3 513

Today, I tried on a new perfume. When my boyfriend hugged me, he commented that I smelled like his mom. I don't know who was more surprised by the simultaneous bulge in his pants. FML

agreeclassic 62 811

vote type 1 5 328

Today, I tried to treat a cut on my butthole with Neosporin. I couldn't see it properly, so I had to use the front-facing camera on my phone. FML

agreeclassic 24 092

vote type 1 7 026

Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML

agreeclassic 26 106

vote type 1 7 814

Today, I was walking to the parking lot from class while texting. When I looked up as I approached my parking spot, I noticed the words "F*ck you Dave" keyed into my car. Hi, my name is Clare. Who's Dave? FML

agreeclassic 38 483

vote type 1 2 259

Today, after rocking my one-year old daughter for nearly two hours, she finally fell asleep. As I went to leave her room, I stubbed my toe. I now have a broken toe, a screaming child, and a wife who will be so proud that her daughter's first word is "FUCK!" FML

agreeclassic 39 432

vote type 1 6 546

Similar FMLs

ETA? No idea!

Thanks!

Losing my mind

TOP COMMENTS

Comments