Animals: Today, I found my cat dead on the road. I called my family and...

By Anonymous - 01/07/2013 16:10 - United States - Provo

Today, I found my cat dead on the road. I called my family and told them, and later buried the cat. Not long after I got done burying it, my cat walked up to me. I buried someone else's cat. FML

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Kal759 14

Tuesday 2 July 2013 1:58

Would you believe I read something exactly like this on a popular news site before?

Bekowski 5

Tuesday 2 July 2013 1:59

You did a good thing even if it wasn't your cat.

hurley12 30

Tuesday 2 July 2013 2:02

Well, look on the bright side. At least your cat is still Alive!

kiki_1070 22

Tuesday 2 July 2013 2:02

I know you aren't felling purfect right now, OP, but all will be well in time.

ScaryGamer 6

Tuesday 2 July 2013 2:19

Maybe it is your cat you burried and this is one of its 8 remaining lives?

aubreybradt 9

Tuesday 2 July 2013 2:49

How is this even an fml..? Your cats not dead and that cat got a proper burial. Hooray for all.

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Tuesday 2 July 2013 3:03

They really do have nine lives.

awjaros 1

Tuesday 2 July 2013 3:18

My mom did the same thing

Timber147 9

Tuesday 2 July 2013 3:20

Lol funny!

summy15423 12

Tuesday 2 July 2013 3:52

How can you not recognize your own pet?

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