Miscellaneous: Today, I found cigarette butts at the bottom of the toaster....

By Macy - 11/06/2011 20:36 - Italy

Today, I found cigarette butts at the bottom of the toaster. My mother has been dropping them in there for I don't know how long. FML

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Today, my mom found a pack of cigarettes in my pocket. She hates smoking, so she tore every single cigarette to pieces, then emptied a bag of kitty litter on them. On my bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/04/2011 02:21 - United States

Today, my cat took a shit in my toaster. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2011 15:30 - United States

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Today, I no longer have a toaster. My younger sister put it in the bath because apparently it looked dirty. FML

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By anon - 14/01/2013 03:00 - United States - Dublin

Today, I walked into my mother's house to find that she had knitted clothes for some of the household appliances. The toaster was wearing a dress. FML

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By Goody2shoes - 21/07/2010 16:08 - India

Today, my mom found my pack of cigarettes. She's now making me go to rehab. I had only smoked one cigarette ever just to try it. I didn't even like it. FML

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By thebravelittletoaster - 20/03/2011 20:32 - United Kingdom

Today, the estranged crumbs in my toaster caught light while I was making breakfast. The toast, toaster, and my wooden bench are now little more than collateral damage. FML

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By ID10t - 10/11/2009 05:24 - United States

Today, I was on my back porch having a cigarette. Not being all that awake yet, I threw the butt, still smoldering, on the ground. Did I remember that there was an ashtray right next to me? No. I did what I would do at work; I stamped it out. Barefoot. FML

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By 12693 - 24/10/2012 17:35 - Australia - Perth

Today, there was a horrible smell in my kitchen. I tried to find the source, but failed and had to leave for the day. That night, my brother informed me that the smell was coming from a dead mouse stuck in our toaster. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2013 04:07 - United States - Mccomb

Today, my mom found my dad's hidden stash of cigarettes. He told her they were mine and now I have to spend two hours at therapy for my "smoking problem" every weekend. I've never smoked. FML

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holagranola 15

Sunday 12 June 2011 0:25

maybe you should explain to her that toasters, are for toast.

The_Weirdo 10

Sunday 12 June 2011 4:01

74. commenting fail?

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jeniluvswaffles 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 21:42

this comment is a win.

justkalie1016 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 21:44

nasty

apegirl907 0

Monday 13 June 2011 0:41

that's gross

Dr_Jalepenos 0

Monday 13 June 2011 0:54

who the hell looks at the bottom of a toaster?

saltypirate 0

Monday 13 June 2011 3:38

Makes the waffles taste better

samatoulai 0

Monday 13 June 2011 4:10

mmm healthy

Nitial 6

Monday 13 June 2011 4:36

it adds that smoky flavor

hockey1317 0

Monday 13 June 2011 7:06

I suggest homeade waffles from now on

Bofferding_fml 6

Monday 13 June 2011 15:11

ashk her why she does that?

Deathmatch56 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 0:46

second hand toast : )

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