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By Anonymous - 02/07/2011 04:46 - United States

Today, I found a very large pumpkin super-glued to my car. It will not come off. FML

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Saturday 2 July 2011 12:12

3+ points for originality. Not your average prankster here, no sir.

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jaaaclyn 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 19:27

it'd be funnier if it was glued to your windshield

Tonyy1 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 20:20

that made my day! Haha

am35629 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 20:54

thanks for the idea :3

apnxcore 7

Saturday 2 July 2011 21:01

that sucks and at the same time is the best prank ever

humblehorzelove 4

Saturday 2 July 2011 21:19

lmao

taazer 12

Saturday 2 July 2011 22:11

i literaly lol'ed to this one

ILOLatmockdaweek 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 22:20

Pmsl. this type of fmls are the funniest.

Alfy42 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 22:47

wait is this a fail?

iAeAdFiAaA 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 23:09

Randomness! I love it!

andrewlicious 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 23:19

keep ur car for the Haloween!

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