Miscellaneous: Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted...

By I'm out - 06/09/2016 17:02 - United States - Huntsville

Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML

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Wednesday 7 September 2016 0:18

Maybe it's his. lol

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If true, that's more troubling than if it belonged to another girlfriend; brings new meaning to the term 'Mama's boy'

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Friday 9 September 2016 10:14

I was suspicious until I saw posting from Alabama.

_Just_My_Luck 15

Saturday 10 September 2016 1:40

Sweet home Alabama...

creditless 14

Tuesday 13 September 2016 20:46

all possible scenarios that would explain the thong situation are negative at best

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