dirtytoes - 06/11/2015 14:27 - United States - Houston

Today, I found a diaper in the parking lot. It's been raining all morning. This was the wrong day to wear flip-flops. FML
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ThePaperDragon 31

Flip flops in the rain? At least it may wash off with the weather.

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AviKerensky 17

Every person needs four pairs of shoes: Tennis shoes, boots, flip-flops, and dressy shoes. Wear the right pair for the right occasions and you'll never regret it. Hopefully, you learned when not to wear flip-flops.

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kmk1998 15

Flip flops are perfect for the rain... lol

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doodlecloud 26

So...you really couldn't just walk around it?

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MrM1991 1

Fact that you called them flip flops just shows you deserved it bro...

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Zebediabolical 41

Do you often step on white plastic looking things in parking lots instead of stepping around them? Look where you're going, OP.

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YayLifeHappens 5

I think that, because it was raining, the diaper contents were liquified and spread everywhere. She didn't necessarily have to step on the diaper to get "dirty toes" (her nickname).

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doodlecloud 26

Yes but...as I said, couldn't she have stepped around it? Parking lots are usually quite big. There's often an alternative pedestrian path. Could use a different door? Anything? I find it hard to believe that it was so spread that there was literally no way to the building.

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worldclassrager 39

In Texas I can understand the reasoning to still wear them...didn't you see it sitting there?

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pacman490 21

I'll never understand why people wear flip flops in rainy weather

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AshWil 8

Add some line breaks in there and this sounds like a poem.

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samlovesham1234 9

I suppose if I asked if you stepped on it, in it or very close to it, I'd be asking a rhetorical question?

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queenklutzhere 6

you must be in texas. we are flooding down here

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