Miscellaneous: Today, I found a box of birthday candles sitting on the coffee... - FML

By Anonymous - 04/05/2009 20:28 - United States

Today, I found a box of birthday candles sitting on the coffee table. Bored, I lit one, and after a minute I threw it away and sat back down on the couch. I started looking at the box and noticed that it said "Magic Re-Lighting Candles" at the exact moment that my trash can burst into flames. FML

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wordly 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 0:52

Win :D Those candles are awesome.

greasy_broad 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 1:03

I don't understand why someone would invent a flammable object that can't be put out.

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holagirl2 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 3:11

thats just funny

jSOPURE 3

Tuesday 5 May 2009 3:12

Shit happens. Lewl. :)

heatherlk4 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 3:14

i call bullshit.

livluvlaf123 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 3:19

HAHAHHHAHAHAH!!!

Zigster94 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 3:23

For all the people saying it should have been completely out .. the OP probably did put it out but it relit in the trash FYL definetly

dancin303 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 3:29

didnt your parents ever teach you not to play with matches

cyxx 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 3:29

Hahahahahaha! Perfect!

Elisa9180 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 3:38

that is hilarious

TBD3 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 3:39

That is sweet.

abcdefg11233 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 3:41

hahahahaha!

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