Miscellaneous: Today I forgot to put sunscreen on the top of my feet. I was...

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By Topaletofunction - 09/07/2016 18:46

Today I forgot to put sunscreen on the top of my feet. I was outside for two hours and now have second degree burns. Doctor says I should be able to walk again in about a week. FML

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Xenolythic 14

Sunday 10 July 2016 10:57

How the **** did you get second degree burns from that

Sudoc 29

Monday 11 July 2016 12:58

Clearly, she lives on Mount Everest.

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Xenolythic 14

Sunday 10 July 2016 10:57

How the **** did you get second degree burns from that

bunnyboo7799 19

Monday 11 July 2016 3:52

I was outside for more than eight hours today without sunscreen and I have light burns on my face, how did you manage that?

Sudoc 29

Monday 11 July 2016 12:58

Clearly, she lives on Mount Everest.

nightjay 21

Monday 11 July 2016 16:20

So long pokemon

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