Health: Today, I flew a toy airplane into my face. FML

By E or - 13/07/2010 13:41 - United States

Today, I flew a toy airplane into my face. FML

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Tuesday 13 July 2010 19:03

EPIC FAIL

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Tuesday 13 July 2010 19:30

That sounds kinda.. creepy?

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xLoginx 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 20:59

did the toy plane die

lamargus 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 21:00

in op's defense it's not hard to do!!!!

davycrocket23 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 21:00

fuckkk this postttt

cici13 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 21:56

did you look around to see if anyone saw haha

davycrocket23 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 21:57

can som1 explain to me why, and who moderates comments? thx

DAN7IEL 2

Tuesday 13 July 2010 22:11

like on CLICK with the remotes and the helicopter lol!!!

RetroPhil 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 22:23

Hasn't this bren a fml before?

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