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By messed up - 16/09/2011 21:10 - United States

Today, I finally told my crush that I like her. She said she could never date me, because apparently, "My best friend likes you." Her best friend is my step-sister. FML

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It's not genetic, if that makes you feel better.

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sparten28 6

Monday 19 September 2011 19:02

haha it ain't incest buddy

Calyx_fml 21

Monday 19 September 2011 20:07

This has threesome written all over it.

HuGoo78_fml 16

Tuesday 20 September 2011 0:03

It's kind of weird, and it sucks for you guy! Cockblock by your step-sister...

IPoopedOnU 12

Tuesday 20 September 2011 17:01

Thats creepy

boobooCBA93 0

Tuesday 20 September 2011 22:05

Sounds like cruel intentions

Igor_g5 0

Thursday 22 September 2011 1:47

Your step-sister is not a blood relative so it's ok and convenient.

Dead_Fox 17

Thursday 22 September 2011 11:19

hit that shit son :)

BrunoEscro 0

Sunday 25 September 2011 22:51

Haha xD could be the truth!!

Timmeh94 0

Sunday 26 February 2012 16:05

technically NOT insest.

merrielp 13

Monday 30 April 2012 0:01

Ahhhh go for it dude. STEP sister

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