Kids: Today, I finally got to see my boyfriend, after two months apart.... - FML

By Jessi - 24/07/2012 18:33 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I finally got to see my boyfriend, after two months apart. As we hugged, he lifted me up and spun me around like in the movies. It would have been really romantic if I hadn't hit a little boy while he was riding past on his bike. I've just traumatized a little kid. FML

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lonkite101 14

Wednesday 25 July 2012 0:24

It'll be fine. Ask the boy if he's ok, and you'll be fine. It isn't the biggest problem.

Shadowvoid 33

Wednesday 25 July 2012 0:25

At least you are happy? :/ apologize to the boy and enjoy your special someone.

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jaydots 16

Saturday 11 April 2015 14:16

well i hope you were not wearing. a skirt

Drentiful 9

Friday 17 July 2015 18:19

Is it bad that I laughed really hard at this post? Lol

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