Miscellaneous: Today, I finally got into a yoga class with the instructor I've...

By LondonKitsch - 26/06/2009 16:51 - United States

Today, I finally got into a yoga class with the instructor I've been crushing on for 2 years. As he walked closer to greet me, I lifted my leg over my head into a full split, and queefed obnoxiously loud. He responded with his gag reflex. FML

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Mandy_fml 0

Friday 26 June 2009 23:17

Haha, that's hilarious! Sucks to be you.

nightswimmer 0

Friday 26 June 2009 23:18

oooh that sucks, you shoulda said to him "it was you"

Comments

Alexander22 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 4:38

That's the funniest shit ever, man!

stevenmx86 7

Thursday 22 September 2011 15:32

lmao that's disgusting!

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Friday 21 October 2011 8:53

He was coming to greet you...so why would you do that as a greeting? Surely you aren't above shaking hands just because you're in yoga.

shanniemac 2

Monday 24 October 2011 20:22

Sweet mother of god...

guill32 3

Thursday 5 January 2012 10:13

I woulda lmao if I was around that!

socialcookie123 0

Thursday 12 January 2012 4:18

queefed

suchprettywordz 2

Thursday 12 January 2012 15:38

Lol wow sorry to hear that?

b_rad_fml 4

Wednesday 25 January 2012 3:29

You "queefed"? No, you F*inglés FARTED!

keidus324 6

Monday 21 May 2012 19:18

TheRioter3695 0

Monday 1 October 2012 3:10

You fuckwits are why we need sexual educucation in schools. A queef is the expelling of trapped air from the ******, its not uncommon and it certainly isn't gross. She didn't derserve this. By the way, a tight p*ssy is more likely to queef because air is more easily trapped, assholes.