Miscellaneous: Today, I finally got around to writing my Christmas cards. After...

By mannnnn2717 - 20/12/2009 22:41 - Australia

Today, I finally got around to writing my Christmas cards. After finishing, I realized I had written "Happy Birthday" instead of "Merry Christmas" on every single one. FML

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Today, I was wrapping Christmas presents for various people; 17 to be exact. It wasn't until I placed the last present on top of the stack that I realized I didn't put gift tags on any of them. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2009 04:10 - United States

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Today, after many days of messing around with wording and pictures, a huge and expensive printed card order came in to the office. I spelt the first word wrong. I can't get a refund. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2013 12:13 - United Kingdom

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By Anonymous - 20/12/2009 11:03 - United Kingdom

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By Gabrielguitar - 25/04/2009 14:23 - United States

Today, it was my birthday and everyone in the office chipped in to buy me a card, and nothing but a card. It had a pre-written message on it and a space to write "Love, *insert name*" where everyone signed their names. The "Love" was crossed out and replaced with "From". FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2010 23:31 - Canada

Today, I got a birthday card from my parents. It was my sister's from earlier in the year. They scratched out her name and wrote mine underneath. FML

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By Chad - 21/04/2025 14:00 - United States - York Village

Today, I made a digital contact card for my department that needed to be sent to payroll. Since we didn't have one before, I sent a copy to the rest of the department to use if they wanted. I didn't send the blank though. I sent 100s of people all of my contact info. Somehow, I managed to misspell my own name too. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/12/2010 05:17 - United States

Today, my custom printed Christmas cards that I reviewed twice before ordering, came in the mail. This year I will be wishing everyone a "wondeful" holiday season. I'm an elementary school teacher. FML

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untoldfame 3

Monday 21 December 2009 1:04

big deal. just write "jesus" after happy birthday.

snafu57 1

Monday 21 December 2009 1:22

send a merry Christmas card on their birthdays

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eddles 0

Friday 12 February 2010 15:45

send it, it's funny, I started trying to do oppisites2, none will cate, just maybe laugh

joshyboy43 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 9:03

hey # 59 jesus was born in october not sptember

Iwantsushi1234 3

Saturday 17 April 2010 16:26

Win :)

ellephaba101 0

Sunday 11 July 2010 22:20

play it off as a joke!

carnage1106 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 0:57

actually #1 stole it from dmetri Martin

ItsJussAle 0

Friday 15 April 2011 0:24

#8: YESSSSSSS ;) Rite OoOonnn :)

mememe4 0

Monday 2 May 2011 7:21

who cares? I say happy birthday all the time for no reason at all

Bobby64 29

Tuesday 19 July 2011 16:06

I could imagine doing the same thing, OP. XD

sieera00 8

Saturday 23 July 2011 0:09

FAIL

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Wednesday 19 October 2011 18:50

Happy birthday to earth?

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