Miscellaneous: Today, I finally finished making my daughter's wedding cake....

By Anonymous - 31/01/2014 16:36 - United Kingdom

Today, I finally finished making my daughter's wedding cake. When I checked on it later, I found a large slice had been cut out. I soon found out that my husband had instagrammed himself eating it, with the caption "#guiltypleasures". FML

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Saturday 1 February 2014 0:45

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