Miscellaneous: Today, I finally decided to introduce my boyfriend to my parents....

By UnknownOperation - 04/09/2012 13:51 - United States - Washington

Today, I finally decided to introduce my boyfriend to my parents. Surprisingly, he and my father already knew each other, so I asked him how they met. Now I know where my boyfriend gets all his weed. FML

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By explanations - 14/06/2013 06:48 - United States - Des Plaines

Today, after dating for almost a year, I decided to introduce my parents to the man I was sure I'd fallen in love with. When dad saw him, his and my boyfriend's face completely dropped. I asked them what was wrong because I could feel the discomfort. Turns out, I'm dating my dad's drug dealer. FML

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By hopeless - 06/07/2012 05:46 - United States

Today, I found out that the only reason my boyfriend got a job was so that he could buy weed. FML

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By highlandgirl10 - 21/07/2010 20:31 - Canada

Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML

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By canadiansun - 26/02/2010 18:37 - United States

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my dad. He met him after my boyfriend ran his truck into a tree, and my dad had to pick us up. FML

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By jerk - 24/06/2009 06:44 - United States

Today, my friend decided to come clean to his parents about his pot usage. He told them that he did it with me on many occasions. His parents decided it would be the right thing to call my parents. Thanks a lot asshole. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2015 02:41 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. His father was completely wasted, his mom was high, and his 11-year-old sister was talking about her favorite alcoholic drinks at the dinner table. FML

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By anonymous - 15/10/2017 01:30

Today, my dad's face flushed when I introduced him to my new boyfriend. I live in a small town, and it turns out my dad recognized him. He's the secret child from an affair two decades ago. He's my half-brother. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2013 09:24 - Australia

Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2011 01:33 - United States

Today, I introduced my new boyfriend to my parents. Everyone knows he's into the emo scene, but this didn't stop my dad from slowly looking him up and down, then saying, completely deadpan, "You never told us you were a lesbian, honey." FML

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one11oh 2

Tuesday 4 September 2012 19:00

does he get a family discount now?

chilearmy123 4

Tuesday 4 September 2012 18:56

Maybe he can hook you up with the good stuff

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dsl1123 8

Wednesday 5 September 2012 14:34

Maybe he will give him a family discount.

The_F3rris 11

Wednesday 5 September 2012 15:27

Wahoohoo! Im jealous!

Bittenchaos 12

Wednesday 5 September 2012 15:48

Sounds like an episode of Shameless lol

KrisztinaErika 2

Wednesday 5 September 2012 21:31

Wow lol small world.

mrstriance94 8

Wednesday 5 September 2012 21:49

Oh OP, totally sucks, however at least there is no awkwardness about them meeting.

gulli_ash 5

Wednesday 5 September 2012 23:02

That's awesome!

make_me_smile 4

Thursday 6 September 2012 3:29

Why would you date a guy who smokes weed?

pawzluver 7

Thursday 6 September 2012 4:13

Lucky for you! Hahaha

infectedsense 15

Thursday 6 September 2012 17:13

I get my weed from my dad :) Your family is awesome!

brenbren_ 0

Friday 7 September 2012 0:24

That's awesome!

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