By anon80214 - 30/05/2011 19:15 - United States

Today, I finally convinced my girlfriend to let me give her a foot massage after she had a long day at work. Halfway through, she fell asleep. Wanting to see how ticklish she actually was, I started to tickle her feet. She then kicked me straight in the nuts whilst sleeping. FML
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anon80214 15

Yeah, I probably did deserve that one.

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iAmScrubs 19

Chuck Norris would have dodged it.

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kkins 0

that's what happens when you try to be nice :p

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lextheplex 0

hahaha I always hit my bf in the crotch on accident whilst awakXD

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imperialtl 12

how is it that u had to convince her to let u give her a foot massage?

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liy223 6

she wasn't really asleep.

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rockyraccoon28 8

YDI. I would have done the same thing.

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HahaYDI 0

You either have a foot fetish, or you're whipped, based on the wording of this. Either way, sucks to be you.

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creepypurpleninj 10

something tells me Justin bieber posted this... -__-

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Hiilikew 5

I feel sorry for ya, at least it wasn't on purpose like DAVID THACKER would have done.....

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atomicbaboon 0

no, OP got kicked in the balls, not the ******.

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