Kids: Today, I felt something wet and warm on my arm. I looked down...

By jwolt92 - 25/10/2016 02:27 - United States - Bourbonnais

Today, I felt something wet and warm on my arm. I looked down and saw a kid with his mouth attached to my arm. Didn't expect that out of a third grader. FML

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THIRD grade?! Jeez, we didn't start orally affixing ourselves to objects until middle school! I hope that kid received the appropriate praise and recognition.

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Bearsmomma 30

Sunday 6 November 2016 7:28

Ummm.... Ewww I cannot deal with slobber. Even infants. It makes me gag if it touches me. Lol. So very sorry you had that experience and definitely FYI!

Lalala579121 27

Sunday 6 November 2016 8:11

I think this FML was written by Mnight Shyamalan. That twist ending.

LyricaSilvan 29

Sunday 6 November 2016 9:01

Well, I suppose it's better than a lot of other warm, wet things that could be on your arm. Or a lot of things a kid could do to you. Still probably not a fun surprise, though.