Health: Today, I fell off my boyfriend's motorcycle. I had a few scrapes...

By Anonymous - 25/11/2012 02:35 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I fell off my boyfriend's motorcycle. I had a few scrapes and bruises, and my boyfriend called for an ambulance as a precaution. The paramedics managed to drop me on my head. FML

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kathuzada 6

Sunday 25 November 2012 10:26

Call 911, again

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How'd the manage to do that? Were they carrying you upside down?

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xxxsadspiritxxx 1

Tuesday 27 November 2012 4:34

Can you say lawsuit?

hatingyourlife 1

Tuesday 4 December 2012 22:49

**** off, they were only trying to help.

iamtheinsomniac 11

Monday 16 June 2014 0:27

Dumbass paramedics AND motorcycles? Where's docbastard?

pheizer01 10

Monday 26 January 2015 4:44

Sue

fantasyworld 37

Thursday 5 November 2015 2:26

Were you at least wearing a helmet and padding?

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